Darth Malak is just the worst. What a dick, right? He stole my woman. Like literally kidnapped her. He should chill out and stop being such a fuckface.
I've been writing standup for a while and then one time I got bored at work and started wasting their markers by drawing on the white board. I promise I am a fantastic employee who should be given lots of money.
Also, if you're interested in my writing or standup or both do feel free to contact me. I am gullible and could easily be coaxed into bad contracts (Just kidding, my dad's a lawyer! HAW!)
If you hate things that aren't 140 characters long, find me here...
www.twitter.com/fatfraud
This will be where I post my standup videos, should I be lucky enough to have a kind friend filming me. There is currently ONE whole video!